Got this from another blog, aproposofnothing.wordpress.com.
Thought you would enjoy it. I did.
A Wisconsin senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of a Milwaukee dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought, as he flew down I-94 towards Madison, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a State Patrol car behind him, blue and red lights flashing. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly, he thought, ”What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, ”Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused, then said, ”Years ago, my wife ran off with a Wisconsin state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
”Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
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