Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Some People Are Just Idiots

So after spending Wednesday morning searching these interwebs for any type of gainful employment, this olelongrooffan spent the afternoon gathering up the necessary tools to meet with Manuel Labor bright and early on Thursday morning.

While this olelongrooffan was out and about, I spotted what could be my new longroof.
But it's not big enough to haul the world's smallest Airstream so this olelongrooffan is going to have to pass on that Geo Metro.
As I was returning from the Kid's garage, I noticed a Volusia County Sheriff's Department helicoptor circling around overhead. This olelongrooffan just figured that some hoon had done something stupid and the cops were looking for him.

After those tools were gathered up and a new handle was installed in thejeepjunkie's sledge hammer,
this olelongrooffan decided to head down to BBB's favorite grocery store and pick up a few necessary provisions needed to try and fatten up this skinny olelongrooffan.

The police helicopter had, by this time, vacated the scene and was replaced with one from the Channel 6 television station down in MickeyMouseLand. It was stationary about 500 feet above the beach about a half mile south of the Taj Mahal.

Which placed it right at the location of caretaker of the meagerly few dollars this olelongrooffan keeps in my daily driver bank account. As the passing of this location is necessary to arrive at my favorite plaza, this olelongrooffan got a bird's eye view of what was happening.
I saw this cop car blocking off Harvard Street immediately adjacent to Bank of America and also to the, at the time, locked down Seabreeze High School.
Well Counters, it seems that some felon had decided to rob my Bank of America and left behind a satchel that was thought to contain a bomb! A pretty good idea so as to delay police response.

And Volusia County's finest were on the scene getting to play with some pretty expensive bomb removal equipment.
As this olelongrooffan was returning to the Taj Mahal I was immediately behind the motorcycle cop while the silver car was immediately in front of him. When the light at Cardinal and A1A turned red, the hoon driving the silver car proceeded to stop and then sped up and ran that red light. Right in front of that cop! Can you say Stupid?
And getting to see all of the events this olelongrooffan saw that Chamber of Commerce weather type of day really lets me

Celebrate Life.

1 comment:

d5thouta5 said...

as for the driver of that silver car...

Can't fix stupid....