Thursday, February 10, 2011

I Love Being This olelongrooffan!

Last summer, thejeepjunkie and this olelongrooffan lost a buddy to cancer.  But it's okay, TomP had a full life and lived it to this motto.  After his passing, I continued to mow the lawn at his home until it sold in October.  That lawn tractor and push mower were then parked on the patio of my neighbor Bert's home until Tom's sister down in Sanford closed on her house and needed those implements.  Well, earlier today, this olelongrooffan received a call from thejeepjunkie wondering when me and the Indian could get that Kubota down to Sanford?  "In about an hour," was my response and sure enough, an hour later we rolled up to her new home and delivered those grass cutters.  She popped me a twenty for gas and this olelongrooffan got on his merry way back to the Birthplace of Speed.

As is the usual course for me, I took one of Eisenhower's highways down to prett-near MickeyMouseLand and returned home on State Road 17-92. On that roadway, I spotted, but didn't get an image of, an late 60's Toyota Corona like the one David Braeckel drove back in high school at St. Agnes Springfield Catholic.  It sure brought back some fun memories for this olelongrooffan and then all of the sudden, I was back in Daytona Beach and passing the Speedway.

Well, as I wanted to check on infield parking passes for Speedweeks this olelongrooffan stopped in to the ticket office and on the way, I spotted one the pace cars for the Budweiser Shootout this weekend parked out front.
Now it was nice enough.  Not nearly as flashy as some of the others I have seen out at that track.  Maybe that is Anheuser-Busch, understated elegance.

And unlike the time I popped open a door on one in the garage area at some race I was attending, this one was locked up tight.  And also unlike that other car, this one only possessed two pedals instead of the desirable three.
As this olelongrooffan was leaving the Speedway, my cell phone once again comes to life and it is, again, thejeepjunkie.

Whatcha doin' longroof?

Just leaving the track after getting a couple images of one of the pace cars.  What about you jeepjunkie?

Just calling to see if you remember where that place is on Dunn Avenue that has that big transporter parked in the lot?

H*ll yeah I do!

Then you need to get over there and do what needs to be done!

And I do and this is what this olelongrooffan picked up on that trip.
Yeah Counters, that is a full garage access to the Speedweeks starting today through the Daytona 500.  Now, this olelongrooffan has b*tched about the lack of access to the garages in a post or two but thejeepjunkie has, once again, hooked this olelongrooffan up.

However, I must state that when dropping by thejeepjunkie's shop and upon sharing the possession of this pass with him, his first comment was "Where is the other one?"

What jeepjunkie, not one but two passes to the Daytona 500?

"Yeah, d*mbass, I told you there was another one.

Well, this olelongrooffan promptly headed back out to that road that possesses thesungoddess's maiden name and was able to fanangle those NASCAR dudes out of another pass, this one even better than the first.

Yeah Counters, that is a HOT pass for the garages and the pits from today on through the Daytona 500.  This pass cannot even be purchased by the general public!

There is a real bummer for both of these passes though.

NOT GOOD FOR GRANDSTAND SEATING.

Plus, as thejeepjunkie pointed out this evening during Happy Hour, this olelongrooffan has to leave Pit Road on February 20th!

Oh well, in the meantime, know this olelongrooffan will be able to

Celebrate Life.

Monday, February 7, 2011

AC/DC, The Experience

As posted over in the Hooniverse.
No, not that AC/DC! This is Hooniverse after all.

A couple weeks ago, this olelongrooffan received an email from Nissan USA Marketing at my personal email account asking me if I would be interested in test driving Nissan's new all electric LEAF?


What? In my first post here in the Hooniverse, I doubted that any manufacturer would provide this olelongrooffan with one of their fancy-dancy new automobiles to Hoon around. Well, I guess hanging with my fellow Hoons has a distinct advantage beyond the receipt of a cool Camaro emblem for Hoonimas (thanks again BJ).

Of course I responded in the affirmative, thanks to Dearthair and the esteemed Mr. Glucker for their encouragement, and on Friday of this week past, this is what was seen down by this olelongrooffan down on the University of Central Florida campus in MickeyMouseLand.

Clearly, those dudes over at Nissan USA Marketing sure need to do more in depth research on their guinea pigs.

But of course, in an effort to satisfy my fellow Hoons, I took those idiots that intelligent marketing team up on their offer.

Now before this olelongrooffan gets to that test drive I must state that I did little research absolutely no research on electrics and hybrids in particular so I could get the real experience from the LEAF barkers and distill what I could from their eloquent sales pitch.

Having said that, at the Rolex 24 at Daytona the last weekend in January (yeah, that post is coming), I did spot the rather large Chevrolet booth and on Saturday dropped by to see the new, much heralded (by some) Chevy Volt.

Well my fellow Hoons, much like the original introduction of the Volt by its parent company, it arrived late!

However when I dropped by on Sunday it was there and I got the whole Volt experience from the lanky blonde on the right in the above image. I mentioned to her this olelongrooffan was going to be test driving a Nissan LEAF the following Friday and from then on her whole sales pitch revolved around "range anxiety", a previously unheard of term to me.

Now, somewhat uncharacteristic of this olelongrooffan, the above image is the only one I got of the Volt so the following image of the LEAF is included just to be fair.

But know this, even though Automobile Magazine mentioned the short back seat cushions in the LEAF, they were about the same size as my Mom's period correct, back in the day, Pontiac T1000. In the Volt, with the driver's seat adjusted to comfort for this 6'0" tall test driver, there was no way any adult could fit their legs and feet in the space remaining behind me. The LEAF definitely has a spacious back seat with plenty of legroom.

Not to get ahead of myself, even though I already did, this test drive was on a college campus on a Friday afternoon and, as all we Hoons know, parking on a college campus at any time totally sucks. But it was okay. I am from out of town, don't really care about a parking ticket from the Campus Commandos (no, not the Jeep Commando) and have the creative ability, as I am sure many of my fellow Hoons possess, to create a parking space. Me? I just looked where all of the cops parked and created a space immediately beside them. After all, had I gotten a ticket on the old Comanche I would have merely captured a shot of those Impalas and Crown Vics just for posterity sake and evidence. Fortunately that was not necessary.

Anyway, after parking and heading toward the exhibit that would allow me to experience the LEAF I spotted this mobile electricity generating device.

Now modern technology is awesome and I, for one, can't wait for its arrival but as you can see in the following image, this technician for AeroVironment is totally frustrated by this modern technology and its presence in his world.



Yeah, that instant energy producing device was in an old-fashioned broken-down status and no amount of technical bulletins were going to get it up and running during the time this olelongrooffan spent at that exhibit that Friday afternoon. BTW, total cost of that instant charging device, less the truck, $185,000.

And that kind of cash will instantly provide charging for four of these devices for the Nissan LEAF or any other hybrid/electric vehicle as all of these type vehicles possess the same universal plug in devices.


In the LEAF, it looks like a snout as it emanates from the front of it.

Now as those of my fellow Hoons who still read my offerings know, while this olelongrooffan is a car nerd, I am not totally proficient at car reviews or other offerings of professional car bloggers. Therefore, thankfully, Mr. Glucker offered his suggestions as to what to provide in this blogpost.

Get a full on rear shot.

Get a full on shot of the left rear.

Get a full on shot of the front of it.

Get a full on shot of the right front of it.

As you can see, this olelongrooffan follows directions to a T!

Now, as my fellow Hoons can surmise, this was not an exclusive test drive that Mr. Glucker and Mr. Odell are privey enough to experience. No, this olelongrooffan was just another dude off the street who could experience the drive of the LEAF. Hell, they even had one of the much-hacked signs on the corner asking folks to come on in and drive one. But it's okay, this olelongrooffan still had a blast.

Anyway, my tour guide through this experience was from out in LA land and mentioned, several times, about his buddies who experienced much better than the expected range of 100 miles while out and about in one of the "first mass produced electric vehicles." And the words "range anxiety" did not, once, come out of his mouth. I guess Nissan USA Marketing trains their staff very well.

When one of my fellow tour attendees questioned him about the look of the motor, my tour guide responded that Nissan thought the conventional look of a valve cover might calm some of the concerns of the general public about the look of an electric motor.

As an aside, the cockpit lever to release the cover to access the plug in receptacle has the shape of a conventional gas pump on it.

Since this test drive, this olelongrooffan has looked at most all of the blogs and hard copy links I could find and just about every one of them mentions the headlights are designed to minimize air flow around the side mirrors so I had to include that reference as well.



Now, my fellow Hoons would suspect, as I did, that an electric vehicle would provide an excellent opportunity to provide a charging device for every one of our mobile devices, i.e. cell phones, MP3 players or whatever else we happen to enjoy these days.

But alas, unlike the Volt, the LEAF possesses only one 12 volt power adapter. The battery that powers this vehicle provides too many volts, if you will, to power those needs. It does have a single 12 volt battery that is recharged by a solar panel above the rear hatch.

And I did read somewhere that reviewer thought the "C" pillar was overly large for a vehicle of this size. With that assumption, I must agree. Think of the driver's side of the Cube, if you will.

After the
indoctrination
orientation with the specifics of the LEAF, I was able to get my proctor aside for some specific questions my fellow Hoons had emailed this olelongrooffan to ask.

How does the heater work? It is a resistance type with a 12v powered blower.

What is the range loss when utilizing the heater, a/c, radio, wipers, headlights? About 10% was the response.

How does the a/c work? It is a conventional a/c unit with a compressor but instead of a belt driven unit, it is motor driven off the 12v system.

Does the range vary with the amount of weight the vehicle is carrying? longrooffan note: Every question with respect to range was answered with the caveat "Range will vary with driving style."

What is the vehicle constructed of? (This olelongrooffan was thinking it would be exotics such as carbon fiber and other lightweight materials) The body is constructed of conventional steel although some of the interior components are constructed of recycled plastics such as milk jugs and carpet underlayments.

Who is your target market? Basically we are looking at those who are interested in conserving the environment, those who are interested in saving money and those IT types who understand modern technology. (slam olelongrooffan!)

What is the insurance rating? None yet.

Does the battery wear down like a cell phone does. No, once the battery has a charge of whether 20%, 50% or 80%, whatever, it will maintain that charge. So if you drive to the airport with a 60% charge and are gone for 2 weeks, when you return, you will still have a 60% charge.

So, after prodding my proctor, if you will, it was time for this olelongroofan to get some seat time in the Nissan LEAF. At the time I paid it no consequence but my Proctor directed me toward a young man who then directed the would be riders along with this olelongrooffan to another ride. It was he and I solo in this maroon colored 2011 Nissan LEAF.

As we settled into this ride, in an effort to get comfortable with him, I asked if he worked for Nissan? As I suspected when I asked him if he worked for Nissan, he replied no, he was a Marketing Major at UCF and he was just working this deal for a few extra bucks.

"So, you don't mind if I drive this car?"

"No sir," that 20-year old told this 51-year old longrooffan.

Well, my fellow Hoons, that regulated test drive was a short drive around the UCF Arena and I took every advantage of it I could.

A brief drive out of the staging area, turn right and go about three city blocks through a pedestrian heavy environment.

"Would you mind turning off that radio, and let me lower the window to hear that pedestrian friendly beeping noise to warn others we were about?" Yeah, I heard it.

Now around the back of that arena there is an S-curve in the road that allowed this olelongrooffan to experience the LEAF's oversteer when hitting that 15 mph designated S curve at 25+ mph.

Then back onto a nearly deserted four lane road with a full on median. Checking the rear views and blasting that torque rich motor (is it really an engine?) to the max and then slamming on the brakes, not once but several times, and then approaching the final turn back onto the roadway that would take us back to the home port.

I asked him if this was it? His response? "Let's go another round."

And we did!

In total Hoonworthy style this olelongrooffan thrashed that Nissan LEAF and that youngster riding in the copilot seat did not say a word. I was even able to get a chirp from the front tires but it was while accelerating around a corner. But still, I think even minimal tire squall from an electric vehicle is admirable.

Regardless of overall range, that vehicle possessed excellent straight forward acceleration and, while not a Tesla, it silently screamed! And as much as I slammed on the brakes, I did not experience any brake fade. As a matter of fact, if you discount this olelongrooffan entering an S curve at more than acceptable speed, the LEAF handled quite well.

And I am proud to state that when I sat down in the driver's seat of that LEAF, the dashboard told me I had a range of 84 miles. After driving that thing about two miles, when I exited it, the remaining range was 61 miles! Hell Yeah!!

But, in typical olelongrooffan style...

I wanted to share with my fellow Hoons a shot of the dashboard of this car of the future.

I was able to get these few shots. This one of the disclaimer that lets you know that "Big Brother Nissan" will be following your every move Black Box style...

...via the NAV system offered through the Nissan Motor Company. Ironically, that NAV system showed every roadway in the area except Interstate 4!

But know this, my fellow Hoons. I tried to get an image of the active dashboard from the gorgeous blue LEAF in the display area of that exhibit but when I asked one of the attendents to display the dashboard on that vehicle, he explained there was a "technical glitch" with that car.

Yeah, the future is here but "technical glitches" still abound and that is why this olelongrooffan is sticking with my "blue plate special" four cylinder, five speed, four wheel drive, 19 mpg producing Jeep Comanche for the foreseeable future.

But AC/DC rocks!!

And on that Friday afternoon, this olelongrooffan was really able to

Celebrate Life.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Friday, January 14, 2011

AC/DC

A couple posts ago this olelongrooffan did a blog about how things are in my life right now as I continue to Celebrate Life in every manner possible.

Well Counters, upon completion of that blogpost, this olelongrooffan went to check my email and there was an invitation from NissanUSA to come on down to MickeyMouseLand and drive one of their new electric Nissan Leaf automobiles for 60-90 minutes.

And on Friday, February 4th at the University of Central Florida campus this olelongrooffan will, shockingly, continue to

Celebrate Life!!

Southwest Airlines, This olelongrooffan Loves Ya

Just about a year ago, I posted a video blogpost over on Ormond Offbeat, my other blog, and you should check out this humorous video here.

And just to know the care Southwest provides their customers via this humorous attempt to get through those pesky pre-flight instructions or through their true sense of life and its requirements, should help all of us

Celebrate Life.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sorry, No Images.

Today this olelongrooffan was driving home from work and crossing the Main Street drawbridge across the Halifax River/Intercoastal Waterway down in Daytona Beach. Just as I was approaching the the part of the drawbridge that actually draws, the barricade came down and the light turned red signaling to this olelongrooffan that, unless I was feeling like the Blues Brothers, I should probably stop the Comanche, midstream, as it were.

And I did.

Well Counters this olelongrooffan knew it was going to be a wait of considerable time as the huge sailboat the bridge had drawn for was under power via the jib out front and a brisk northerly wind.  I stepped out to stand on the sidewalk of that bridge and just watch it go on by. 

Sorry Counters, no pictures but it did happen. 

The pilot of that vessel as well as his first mate were in the open air portion of that boat and were bundled up in sweaters, jackets, windbreakers, hats and gloves.  They both looked at me as they passed and I gave them a big "thumbs up".  They broke into the same sh*t eating grin I was sporting and then they were gone.

And it made me realize something.

This olelongrooffan is one lucky sum beach.  And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

True, I am grossly underemployed and have pretty much blown through my life savings during my multiple years of un and under employment but those are the only two cr*ppy parts in the life of this olelongrooffan.  And while many would say those are pretty significant things, they are.  But as thejeepjunkie pointed out to this olelongrooffan a long time ago, "Don't worry longroof.  Something will come up for you.  It always does."  And I believe it will.

However, in the meantime, in my quest to Celebrate Life, I seem to find things that are pretty d*mn good for me.

Between my workplace and that drawbridge is the Salvation Army Center.  Today, there were a bunch of bundled up folks out front just waiting for a free meal and maybe a warm place to sleep.  And this olelongrooffan was not one of them.

And on just another, what could have been another mundane, work/home commute, this olelongrooffan got to see that adventurous couple on their beautiful sailboat and possessing their ability to Celebrate Life in the manner they see fit.  And Counters, when was the last time you saw a huge sailboat sailing in international waters with the entire world at their beck and call?

So, after seeing that couple and climbing back into my cool, at least I think so, rare, little pickup truck, as I was driving back to my little bungalow style condo two blocks from the Atlantic Ocean beach, this olelongrooffan got to thinking how great life is for me and about creating this blogpost to share my sense of satisfaction with you Counters, as well as the world in general.

I mean, this olelongrooffan has a roof over my head, a job, a cool means of transport, great friends, family I like a bunch living nearby or just an email or blogpost comment away.  I also have my health, the ability to scrape up a smoke and a coke when desired, and a great 88 year old neighbor who has taken to me like peanut butter and jelly.  Plus, I am a pretty d*mn good cook.

I'm becoming more tech savvy everyday and have the honor of you Counters being in my audience here at By The Numbers as well as my fellow Hoons over at Hooniverse.com. 

Yes, I got to thinking about all the great stuff this olelongrooffan has been able to experience on my quest to Celebrate Life, doing most of it is on a pretty tight budget.  And a couple times a year, I can scrape together a couple bucks to send my landlocked great nieces and nephews a Florida t-shirt.

If you have been Counting Along With Me, you know about all the cool car related cr*p I always get to enjoy and even find by accident.  I know that the "cars" tag here on By The Numbers is the most used one.  And you also will know how much those experiences are enjoyed by this old longrooffan!

Plus when I checked the mail over at that remote mail kiosk, there was a crisp twenty dollar bill inside a cool card from the Bus for a flatbed trailer I had purchased years ago, stored in thejeepjunkie's garage for so long he thought it was his and then stole it back from him to sell on ebay for $20, shipping included.  But the Bus found out it was in the possession of this olelongrooffan and bought before ebay and paypal could get their grubby paws on my sale.  Thanks Bus.

See?  Just another way to Celebrate Life.

Well, that's about it Counters.  Just wanted to share how fortunate I feel in life and this olelongrooffan looks forward to every day and the experiences tomorrow will bring.

This olelongrooffan hopes you Counters do the same and will continue to Count Along With Me as I

Celebrate Life.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Just A Quick Weather Comment

Even though there is a "freeze warning" down here in the Birthplace of Speed for overnite on Wednesday, this olelongrooffan is proud to note that the Sunshine State was the only State in the Union, including Hawaii, not to have received any snow during the last couple days!

You Counters out there stay safe and warm.

BTW, horsefarmer this is the image I was asking you about last year.

And know this about that...pointing out cr*p like this is how this olelongrooffan continues to

Celebrate Life.