Sunday, March 15, 2009
The Boys And The Cards
My uncle's blog about our eventful day at Spring Training. This was the highlight of the trip.
that really allows me to
Celebrate Life.
I Love My Kinfolk
Not only did I have a blast with Shawn and Eric down at Spring Training, see the next post, I found this while surfing around the blogs I link to.
Check out this video and the commentary from the news anchor about my grand-niece, Sophie, daughter of Lil Mom and NotSoLilJim.
Happy St. Patty's Day.
http://www.ky3.com/news/local/41255742.html
Click on "video"
and after the ad in the broadcast,
Just after the trailer float, you will see Lil Mom and the cute one through the window of The Short Bus.
See more here.
It is having a cool family such as this that makes it is easy to
Celebrate Life.
Friday, March 13, 2009
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
It all started with this email I received last Friday. I was reluctant to open it but since I thought it might contain a link to a $100,000,000.00 from an offshore account, I did.
It contained something worth a whole lot more.
To My Long Lost "Favorite" Uncle
Where to begin?
Well I'll start by telling you a little about what is going on with me. I just became the father of a little girl Ellyette Josephine Nuckolls, born 2/13/09. Bought my first house in October 08, in the little town of Orting, WA.
I've been working as a union commercial electrician, until last Friday when I was laid off.
Which means that I am in a perfect situation to "Celebrate Life", and jump on a plane heading to sunny Palm Beach, Florida. My brother, Shawn has a place for the week of March 9th to the 16th.
I realize this is short notice, and since I don't know where you are located in the large state of Florida, I'll understand if you can't come visit. Although, I would be rather disappointed.
So if you can find the time come on down and Celebrate Life with the Nuckolls brothers once again. Anyway, whatever happens this next week I would still like to hear from you.
Eric
I received this email from my "ex-nephew", Eric, a week ago Friday.
What is an "ex-nephew"?
My daughter's Mom, to whom I am no longer married, has a large family, but not quite as large as the longrooffan. As we were together, either, as childhood friends, living together in sin, or as married adults, for over 25 years, I was a part of her geographically closest sibling's children growing up. I first met Eric when he was born. His older brother, Shawn, was one year old when I met him.
Eric is turning 30 this year, as Shawn turns 35. Their youngest brother, Daniel, is around 28. I last saw Shawn on my way to a race up in Wisconsin a decade or so ago but had not seen Eric in nearly 15 years.
Eric is the one with the Honest Abe beard to the right in the following image. Shawn is the Wise One, wearing that floppy skin covering hat to the left. 
I contacted Eric and he had Shawn call me. Turns out Shawn had gotten a "guesthouse" at Frenchman's Reserve down in Palm Beach Gardens, about 220 miles south of the Taj Mahal and was taking his family and inlaws down for a weeklong vacation. Eric was coming out from Washington state to spend some time with his Boston based brother.
Both Eric and Shawn graciously invited me down to spend some time with them. I was honored and immediately accepted. I know those boys were excited to see me, but not nearly as excited as I was to see them.
I pulled up directions to the "guesthouse" and headed down that way Thursday morning, arriving around 10:45 am.
I pulled up to the address of that "guesthouse" and this is what I saw. I was thinking a small home to the rear of a larger residence, so I called Shawn to verify I was in the correct location and he comes walking out the front door of this 4,000 square foot, 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 bath "guesthouse".
Turns out Shawn works for Toll Brothers, a home building company, and they keep a number of these "guesthouses" around the country for the use of their employees. This one, complete with pool, spa, marble floors, granite countertops and 20 foot ceilings, overlooks a lake at the 15th fairway. It is sweet. I have built a ton of homes like this but have rarely spent the night in one.
The reason I had gotten up before dawn to head down to visit them? Well, part of the reason Shawn had gotten this house during this week is it is baseball Spring Training time down here in the Sunshine State. He and Eric, both St. Louis natives, had scored some tickets to the Cards/Boston Red Sox game starting at 1:05 that afternoon. Since we had bleacher seating, we needed to get there early enough to get some good seats.
Somehow or another, our plans changed and we headed for the front row seats along the first base to try and score some autographs from the Card players. Me, not really being an autograph kind of guy, I just watched the only John Deere impliment I know of that is not in either thehorsefarmer's or BBB's fleet do its stuff. At least that is what I thought at the time. As I am typing this blog up, I remembered Broke It Day.
So, as it turns out, the Cards ball players come out of the dugout just around the corner in the next image and fans line up down here to get some autographs.
Now Eric and Shawn had come to a game on Tuesday and were able to sit in these seats for the whole game and even managed to score Tony LaRussa's autograph.
I asked the Card's fan Nuckolls boys who this guy was. They didn't know and mentioned he was probably an invitee to spring training.
This pitcher is Chris Carpenter, the mainstay of the Cards pitching staff but he has still not totally recovered from shoulder surgery last season. Doesn't bode well for the Cards this year.
These dudes are just out there warming up. Our bleacher seats are just beyond and face the western sky. It is going to be a hot afternoon.
An interesting fact about this stadium. the Kid has an Uncle on thesungoddess's side of the family who used to play for the New York Mets and the Mets utilized this facility for their spring training at the time. the Kid, while a diehard Cards fan, got to spend some time in the dugout with the Mets at one of those games.
That is Tony LaRussa with his arms crossed in the following image.
We had originally planned on spending some time in the shade of this facility but it was closed for a private party for National City bank. The dude serving as guard for the entry was extremely diligent at his job and we were unable to slide by earlier.
So we are sitting down in the "front row" at a sold out game and just biding our time until the owners of those seats show up and we have to move again. I remember doing this with these boys at Busch Stadium when they were kids. We always seemed to luck out into some pretty good seats back in the day.
No such luck this day. I looked over at our bleacher seats and the bleachers are packed. We just stood in the "Standing Room Only" portion of the walkway for a while.
Suddenly Eric pops up with, "Hey Shawn, remember the back staircase to that pavillion we found on Tuesday? I just saw two guys go in and they are now up there. Let's go"
And we did.
And this is the view we had from that perch. Great view of field and a cute brunette. .
As we didn't have the required wristbands, we kept a low profile down away from all the goings on. The boys finished up their $6.50 beers and I thought we would head back out into the general public and replenish them.
Well, apparently, some of the olelongrooffan has rubbed off on them. Eric decides he is going up to the bar on the other end of the pavillion and see what the story was on the beer they were hawking down there.
He comes walking back, solemn faced and announced, "Boys, the beers are free." Thanks National City Bank. We stayed there from the top of the second inning on.
Around the bottom of the seventh inning, Shawn decided to head over to that free food bar and get a pulled pork sandwich for himself and a burger for Eric while Eric went for what turned out to be an afternoon long cumulative 12 pack of that St. Louis based beverage thejeepjunkie enjoys so much.
While they were gone, I heard a National City badged woman walk up to a couple guys not far from me and was checking their wristbands.
Well Counters, the fun and free beer train has reached the station. Eric walks up with four beers and I told him to get his brother and get the h*ll out of here. He finds Shawn over at the food bar and we all beat it down to the picnic tables situated out in the hot sun. I suggested we move it over into the shade of the landscape buffer situated just outside the perimeter fence of that complex.
We all enjoyed a bit of rest and those boys consumed those sandwiches, all the while trading stories. Both Eric and Shawn related, much like the Kid did at the end of this blog, when they were growing up, every time we did something together, we had fun.
There is nothing better than having a nephew tell his Uncle he always has fun with him. Well, boys, all of you, the same is true on this end also.
As we were sitting there chewing the fat, Shawn pointed out all of the fans exiting the stadium as it was the middle of the 8th inning.
And he also pointed out, there are some empty seats, let's go.
And, guess what?
We did.
And ended up in the third row, just above the Cards dugout.
And we got to watch the final inning and a half of Cards/Red Sox baseball.
And the Red Sox were up 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth inning as I was taking these images.
And the reason I included the blurry image below?
Well, that dude stepped up to the plate and hit a two run homer over the left field fence,
to win the game.
And, joyously, at least for us, make a helluva fantastic ending to a great afternoon. Thanks again, National City, for the $78 worth of the Wise One and Honest Abe's favorite beverage and for $22 worth of sandwiches. And, oh yeah, my $4.00 Dr. Pepper.
So while there, I scored a Cards quilt to sell on ebay, yeah my life these days, job hunt, ebay and blog, plus I get to drive on the beach once in a while, anyway, Shawn and Eric gave me a ration about how that thing isn't worth anything and I was barking up the wrong tree.
So, after watching the victorious Cards play ball, and picking up some hurricane supplies, we headed back to the "guesthouse". Shawn's family had gone up to the clubhouse to spend some time with his two toddlers, grandparents, and mom at the kiddie pool there. We boys had an hour or so of just fun times.
I had been asked to spend the night in one of the unoccupied bedrooms there and did so, after a very satisfying meal grilled by Shawn and cooked up by the womenfolk. Eric and I did the dishes, by the way.
Friday morning, I dropped Shawn and Eric off at their golf cart so they could hack their way around that high-faluting golf course. I politely declined their invite to join them and got on my way.
As I was cruising down around that morning, I recognized the fact that I was not nearly as cold as I was on the drive down. On that early morning drive to see those two, no longer, nephews, but now friends, I had my ragtop quilt around my legs, an ultra cheap Daytona Prototype windbreaker and winter gloves on while I hotfooted it down I-95 toward those boys.
I remembered the front of the Kid's CJ5 now sports a St. Louis Cards license plate, similar to the one I have hanging on the wall at the Taj Mahal. So I decided to prove Eric and Shawn correct and backed out of putting that Cards quilt on ebay.
It is now in the possession of the Kid and in a ziploc bag in the built in tool box under the passenger seat of that ole CJ5. In the most remote way, and while they may never meet, those nephews of mine are interconnected.
Well, Shawn and Eric, it was great to see you two and glad to note you have grown into fantastic young men.
I am honored you chose to get in touch with me and wanted me to share a part of your vacation and create more fun memories.
It means alot to me and sincerely hope the occasion arises again.
I am honored and it is situations like this that allow all of us to
Celebrate Life.
Special Thanks to thehorsefarmer.
Long Cars From The longrooffan
On a recent excursion, to be blogged about later this day, I spotted a series of long cars, not longroofs, but long cars.
These are usually custom built by Coachbuilders and are based on production automobiles. Back in the 1920's and 30's there were many coachbuilding companies but they almost all went out of business during the Depression and WWII. Now most of the coachbuilders build limosines.
The one in the image below was built by Federal Coach based in Fort Smith, Arkansas.

Despite the Tennessee plates, it has been parked in the Mobil station just two blocks from the Taj Mahal for a few months.

It was the sighting of this one, in the parking lot of a bar down in Titusville, that sparked my memory of the newer six door shown above. It was also built by Federal Coach.

I drove past this 70 Lincoln Continental and had to whip a Ueee to head back to see it. Surprised?

Turns out this is one of three factory built in 1970. The dude is asking $5K for it.

And while it started right up and the interior was in excellent condition, the amount of rust on the body and frame significantly affected its desirability to this oleman. It is a rare one though.

But I will say this about that, the long car in the following image is just absolutely sweet.

I believe it to be a 55 or 56 Cadillac Fleetwood Factory Limosine. Just gorgeous even though the exhaust pipes are no longer routed through the rear bumper. And I would take this one over the pedestrian late model Lincoln limo in the background of this image.

And it is seeing cool and rare cars such as these that allow me to
Celebrate Life
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Bus, Are You Paying Attention Up There?
But you miss the really big news!! And right in your hometown!!
C'mon man, your reliablity at getting the real hard news to us is in jeopardy.
But, having said that, the ability to get this information through other sources allows me to
Celebrate Life.
Monday, March 9, 2009
It's Deja Vu All Over Again
If you will remember, thejeepjunkie and the Kid got the Kid's old CJ5 through a series of transactions, some of which may be dubious in nature, but like BBB, we will never know the whole story, just thejeepjunkie's version of it.
Then while attempting to blame his kind, elderly brothers, he acquired this one, ostensibly for the Kid's sister.
Now, through no fault of any of my brothers or mine, no matter what he says, thejeepjunkie has acquired the fifth or sixth Jeep CJ he has owned in his life, thus far. And I thought three oleragtops was OC!!
Last week, when I was down in Fantasy Land, I got a ton of calls from thejeepjunkie wanting to know when I was going to be home. As that was a therapeutic visit, that was a tough question to answer. I did get back to the Birthplace of Speed later in the week and thejeepjunkie informed me that he had purchased an unassembled 1946 CJ2A with "some" extra parts. He told me that since he is CJ rich and, with thesungoddess' ruling when he brought the Kid's sister's Willys home, this one was headed straight to ebay. 'And johnjohn, since you did so well with that Ford GPW, you need to list all of these parts on ebay.'
D*mn, that sounds easy.
You see, when I was down in Fantasy Land, I listed 20 lots of "true crime novels" for my sweet sister, Carri. I also had, the day before I left, listed 3 0r 4 lots of old automobile ads and I also came across a few machinist's tools that will probably bring in a decent price. Just what I need is another, at least, 35 auctions to try and manage. But, as I was offered part of the deal, and given my current employment situation, I had absolutely no choice but to accept. After all, it is family, they are looking out for me and I can only return that obligation.
As thejeepjunkie related it to me, 'Saturday we are going to spend 3 or 4 hours moving stuff around in the seller's one car garage to get at all of the CJ parts.' So I was excited about the prospect. Messing around with thejeepjunkie and possibly finding some other cool old stuff.
Well, Saturday morning thejeepjunkie gave me my wake up call at the crack of dawn thirty, well it was actually 8:30, but due to my current life, sleep does not come easily to me and I was tossing and turning til 4 am. However, I had awakened (is that the correct use of that word, Bus?) earlier and had my caffeine fix brewing on my $8 Wally World coffee maker when he called.
So, I begrudgedly drug my sorry *ss out of that warm bed, grabbed a shower, actually ate breakfast along with 2 or 3 cups of java and headed out to that newly organized olestationbus and called thejeepjunkie to see what's his 10/20. Well, he was already on site and the seller's daughter was so excited to be able to unload this, to her, junk, she had gotten everything organized and out in the driveway.
As thejeepjunkie relates, 'I am loaded up and heading out. the Kid's sister has an event I need to go to at 11.'
So there I sat in the driver's seat of the olestationbus, dejected.
D*mn, jeepjunkie, my whole day, in fact the last several days have been scheduled around this event and, more upsetting to me, I did not have one of these. And, despite all of the greatest intentions of some very considerate gentlemen, having just two collectable dollar coins to rub together and a pocket full of change my options are extremely limited.
Go for a ride and see What I Saw Today? No, this is Bike Week and this oleunemployed constructionworker is terrified at being out On The Road with about 50,000 Harley's. Take a ride down The World's Most Famous Beach? No, it is high tide and those Homeland Security Retirees won't let me on the beach, regardless of that yellow sticker, unless I am in a four wheel drive. Tried to tell them the oleragtop is All Wheel Drive and got nowhere. Sit around the Taj Mahal and do another blog? No, to psyched to get out, that just is not an attractive option. Sorry about that, Counters.
Well, anyway, the best I could come up with was a way to repackage all 57 of sweet sister Carri's true crime novels to ascertain the most economical way to ship the to an Embalmer/Funeral Home Director in Louisiana who is as big of a fanatic about forensics as is Carri and wants to buy all of these non fiction books as a lot. I am concerned she might be in competition with a friend of the Bus, and my blog friend, thedirtsister over at Life In The Garden. And let me tell you, even though the Bus and thedirtsister have shared a glass or two of the Port Wine, she is, after all, in considerable control of herself, I would not want to p*ss her off. But since, I have never met her, this is purely speculation....
Well, I guess thejeepjunkie, telepathically, must have known this as I received a call from him just at this time.
As usual the conversation went something like this...
longrooffan: 'Hey jeepjunkie, whatcha doin'?'
jeepjunkie: 'Waiting'
longrooffan, symbolically: 'Waiting for what?'
jeepjunkie: 'Waiting for you to get over to The Good Attorney's place to get this CJ2A on ebay.'
NeedlessToSay, I skeedadilled across that Tall Bridge to get there.
No Back Up Plan Necessary...

So I arrive at the said destination and got an image of thejeepjunkie beside his most recent CJ acquisition loaded on that trailer behind the Kid's tow vehicle.

I proceeded to inventory what he had gotten and to determine just what some stuff was.

the Kid dropped by a little later and helped me lift that old tub off the frame and stand it upright on its side.

We then removed the drive shafts and transmission. Thanks for your help, Kid! He had to head off to Mass as his sister was a server that Saturday afternoon. I then removed the frame and stood it next to its 63 year old companion. Removed the remainder of the parts off that old CJ and got them photographed and packed away.
Now, if you have been Counting Along With Me, you will lnow that my cars live duel lives.
Remember that 850

truckster wanna be?

Or how about that oleragtop delivery van wannabe?

Well, now my beachcruisin' olestationbus

is now a

mobile CJ parts warehouse.

And while it is time consuming to post all 35 lots of stuff on ebay, it is this opportunity to get these parts to someone else who has been looking for them that allows me to
Celebrate Life.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Ah, Bike Week
While I was only around for a few days of it, it was intense. All day long the deep bass symphony of Harley Davidson motors was off in the distance.
I can now hear the surf pounding the sand down on the the World's Most Famous Beach. It is lovely.
I saw more bald heads, tattoos and Harleys in one place the past few days than I have ever seen in my life.
So late this afternoon, I took a drive down the beach and it was loaded with young, white hardbodies, both male and female. At first I thought it was the sunny 80+ degree weather then I realized it is tramp stamp---er--Spring Break season.
Anyway, it is this sunny weather with the roar of the surf in the background that allows me to
Celebrate Life.
